Tips on How to Surive a Zombie Apocalypse.

Your day started just like any other day: you woke up, you ate breakfest, and you watched T.V. As you were watching T.V. you realize that every channel is the news covering a about an epidimec, a zombie epidemic. Here are some to to help you to surive this:

1. Allways keep a weapon on hand.(Ex: crowbar, gun, chainshaw, etc.)

2. Find shelter, preferable a place you know or a place that is safe.

3. Allways stay alert and never thinks it is safe, chances are it's not.

4. If outside find a car, it provides protection as while as can be used to kill zombies.

5. Stay away from windows, doors, and walls; zombies can easily get you.

6. Keep you emotions in check.

7. Never get to close to anyone.

8. Be willing to kill.

9. Never make loud noises or use bright lights, they attract zombies.

10. Saver every good moment.

11. Allways stay together; never go alone.

12. Stay where you are; never leave your shelter.

13. Never argue or fight with anyone they are your life line.

14. Allways check places like the back seat of cars, bathroom stalls, or anywhere else for the matter.

15. If some gets bitten by a zombie kill them because when they turn into a zombie they gonna kill you.

16. Kill one, save many. Nuff said.

17. If there are a horde of zombies outside then stay inside.

18. Never go search for love ones, you are safer that way.

19. If it looks dead then kill it again just to make sure it is.

20. Help any surivours.

21. If in a group, help each other it will increase you chances of surivial.

22. Be willing to sacrifice yourself to save others.


I hope these tips helped you and keep on suriving fellow zombie slayer.